I never thought I’d have to say….

1. hold your fart in. Me: "It's not that hard," I explain. "You know when you've got to poop really bad, but can't make it to the bathroom for a while? You just hold it in? That's what I need you to do with your farts." Children: "But it's hard. I just can't do that." … Continue reading I never thought I’d have to say….