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January 17, 2017

my wish

That my kids will… stop looking at me like I’m crazy when I ask them to rinse their dishes use toilet paper after pooping dry off after a shower instead of drip dry through the house stop whining chew with their mouths closed stop putting weird things in the bathtub with them i.e. Q-tips pitch in…

To parents everywhere…

God made babies cute for a reason. He really got us with those sparkly, crisp eyes and wet smile. Their soft wispy hairs that never lay down. Their warm soft forehead smells soothing when you kiss it. You inhale their goodness and instantly feel relaxed; at home. Their limber little bodies fit perfectly against your…

Define: hot mess mom

Hot Mess Mom: When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty. (urbandictionary.com) But when I think of myself as a hot mess mom, this is what I see: Drinking wine before noon Wearing the same clothes from yesterday that I slept in and still wearing Instead…