funny – true life hot mess mom

January 17, 2017

my wish

That my kids will… stop looking at me like I’m crazy when I ask them to rinse their dishes use toilet paper after pooping dry off after a shower instead of drip dry through the house stop whining chew with their mouths closed stop putting weird things in the bathtub with them i.e. Q-tips pitch in…

I may have thrown carrots at the dinner table…

It’s not like I wanted to… It was just the best option at the time…. and it felt so gratifying. Sitting around the dinner table with all six of us generally sparks some interesting conversation. My husband usually picks on the boys while our 14-year-old daughter and I try to embarrass little miss by asking…

The things my son says…

I tend to be really blunt. Maybe to a fault. But it honestly gets my point across so I guess it works out okay. The latest episode of my bluntness happened last week with my 11 year-old son. B: “Douch!” Me: “I’m sorry? What did you just say?” B: “Douch.” Me: “Hmm. Well. Do you…